My first time……….

I didn’t know what the hell I was doing…sit like this….grab right here…pull like this….He says, yea like that……then gently slide back then up…move it a bit side to side. Put your legs over here, like this… Then adds, girl you know you are a natural. Now slowly and gently pull on it, push down a bit…yea just like that now go easy…. .you sure you have never done this before?? Come on girl you can tell me, it’s just us. Relax…ok lets quicken the pace….You’re forcing it, relax…relax…take a deep breath, you ok? Was this supposed to be this hard? (no pun intended) I can do this, I can do this *exhale*.
The final comment, now move forward and remember what I told you, its a fluid motion. The more you practice the easier it gets. Damn, who knew learning to drive 5 speed could be so difficult. *Hangs head*